One of the best Jodlers in history, who is guaranteed to liven up a party or festival(primarily in German speaking countries)
They had Franzl Lang come and play at the Hofbrauhaus, what a party...
some big booty dude who literally warps gravity because of his absolute dump truck
Bill Nye: Bro why is gravity all messed up?
Sir Isaac Newton: dude its Aiden Lang's big booty
Bill Nye: Oh damnnnn its so jiggly
Gang originated from the streets of "Foster City" created by the leader "Gang Lan Chris" (Christian). He is know for his popular saying "They dont call me gang lan chris fo nothin". Coe lang is one of the most dangerous gangs located in Foster City.
"On coe-lang ni, blah ah ha ha ah"
A professional paintball player, often regarded as the best in the world. Made history in 2006 by joining the Los Angeles Ironmen with a signing bonus of $100,000.
Oliver Lang once again led team Ironmen to victory
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The best thing to hit the Howard Stern show since.....well...Howard Stern.
Artie Lang? Oh--you mean the Howard Stern show got a REAL comidian..not like that Soupy Sales Mutha Fukka Jackie "The Asskisser" Martling?
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Degenerate gambler, whoremonger, and boozer. Was also is some crappy movies. Let me sum him up in 2 words..My hero
Artie lange, in Vegas, during March Madness...I'm there
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Canonical "Superman" character. Most often referred to as "Superman's high school girlfriend". Canadian actress Kristin Kreuk plays Lana on the TV series "Smallville". The character was given little chance to be anything but whiny in the first four seasons of the series, but in seasons five and six, many an ass were kicked, figuratively and literally, by Lana.
"Blah blah blah blah, honesty, blah blah, truth, blah blah blah, be open with me, blah blah, Whitney." - Lana Lang
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