suck my last name

For people with awesome last names (such as Cox) that could technically be sucked. Used as a come back or to brag when you're winning.

Guy 1: you totally suck at this game dude.
Guy 2: suck my last name!

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barack obamas last name

are you serious

hey whats barack obamas last name
its obama you dumbass

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Shar (Last name here)

A kid that goes to Leland High. Sucks up a lot. Bites off of people.

Shar is in my class.

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first name my last name

To take someone's first name + my + last name. So it becomes something quite dirty.

For example (first name my last name): you can Chris my Jones anytime, if you know what i mean!

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lue last name zer

A clever way of simultaneously naming a person and making refrence to their inadequacy of hip culture. Important to say "lue" loud, and "last name zer" under your breath.

Tim: "Lets get going before we miss the bus"
Doug: "Ha Wesssssst Siiiiiiide! ha"
Tim: "Hurry UP LUE!.... last name zer"

(lue + zer = loser)

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i know obamas last name

listen kids i know obamas last name im gonn_ AHHH
FBI: NO
AHHHHHH
sbs

i know obamas last name
no you dont

yes i do
what is it then
CARE
...
no one should ever hear what you just said

huh?
DIE
AHHH

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my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

a dramatic way of introducing yourself, usually if you are an international superspy

my name is Bond, James Bond.
my name is Blart, Paul Blart.
my name is (last name here), (first name here) (last name here)

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