Your last love is the last person you truly love, the person that you haven't fell in love with first, but fell in love with last.
He's not my first love, but he's most definitely my last love.
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When you have gay butt-sex on your in-laws table during thanksgiving.
Bill : Did you hear about Peter last-novembering his wives brother last thanksgiving?
Ted : Seriously, were his in-laws pissed?
Peter : Ehhh, not as much as my wife...
The reason the civil war started: Chris Evans was going to have the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles, but Robert Downey Jr already took it.
Evans: Is that the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
*Downey takes dramatic bite out of donut*
Evans: What did I tell you would happen... if you ate the last donut with red, white and blue sprinkles?
Downey: Little foggy on it, but I think it was something like 'raining down hellfire.'
Evans: That's right.
Downey: And here I am without an umbrella.
Evans: I feel a storm brewing...
*Olsen screams and drops the plate*
Fuck Fuck Fuck you're not shooting the right eye,
No no no it's the bird licknig its feathers upside down,
Lol n00b you don't have thousand voices,
must be light level 1,000,000 to join my fireteam
Guy 1: You done last wish yet man?
Guy 2: I'll be president of the U.S before I finish Last Wish