latex kink

Latex kink is where a girl wears the condom and the guy Dosent.

Hey Dave she has a latex kink

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I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

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Latex Roper

Verb.
To hit a girl across the face with your erect penis so hard that it causes some physical injury.

Girl 1: Why is there a bruise on your cheek?
Girl 2: My boyfriend did the Latex Roper on me last night

Latex for brains

A. stupid person so they must have Latex in their brain

B. that one person in your group of friends who HAS to be the "accident" their parents messed up on, but you'd be sad if they weren't around

C. Person in your group of friends who comes up with crazy ideas like those crazy condoms that sound like fun, but are really bad in the end

Tiffany: hey, wouldn't it be fun if we went skinny dipping in the lake on Christmas Eve?

Rachel: ARE YOU INSANE?!?!?!? Latex for brains, that's one crazy-ass idea.....but I love you for it

latex opening

the latex opening is

\documentclassusenames,dvipsnames{article}
\usepackageutf8{inputenc}
\usepackage{amsmath, amsfonts, xcolor, amssymb, amsthm, babel, empheq, graphicx,ragged2e,hyperref,enumitem, yfonts}
\tolerance=1
\emergencystretch=\maxdimen
\hyphenpenalty=10000
\hbadness=10000
\usepackagemargin=1cm,top=1.5cm,bottom=1.5cm{geometry}
\usepackage{tikz}
\usetikzlibrary{calc,angles,positioning,intersections,quotes,decorations.markings}
\newcommand{\dlim}{\displaystyle \lim}
\newcommand{\dint}{\displaystyle \int}
\newcommand{\doint}{\displaystyle \oint}
\newcommand{\dilog}{\operatorname{Li}_2}
\newcommand{\cis}1{\operatorname{cis}\left({#1}\right)}
\newcommand{\dprod}{\displaystyle\prod}
\newcommand{\dsum}{\displaystyle \sum}
\newcommand{\cycsum}{\sum_{\text{cyc}}}
\newcommand{\symsum}{\sum_{\text{sym}}}
\newcommand{\dcycsum}{\displaystyle\cycsum}
\newcommand{\dsymsum}{\displaystyle\symsum}
\newcommand{\cycprod}{\prod_{\text{cyc}}}
\newcommand{\symprod}{\prod_{\text{sym}}}
\newcommand{\dcycprod}{\displaystyle\cycprod}
\newcommand{\dsymprod}{\displaystyle\symprod}
\newcommand{\cbrt}{\sqrt3}
\renewcommand{\r}{\\\\}
\renewcommand{\vec}{\mathbf}
\renewcommand{\geq}{\geqslant}
\renewcommand{\leq}{\leqslant}
\renewcommand{\bar}{\overline}
\newenvironment{amatrix}1{%

\left(\begin{array}{@{}*{#1}{c}|c@{}}
}{%

\end{array}\right)
}
\RaggedRight

"Well, you see, in order to latex successfully you need to fucking memorise the latex opening which is annoying as shit"

Netflix and LaTeX

When you invite a smart boy/girl over, nominally to watch netflix but then immediately after it begins you start talking about the upcoming Math/CS problem set

Yo dawg I tried to netflix and latex that smart girl but she ended up hanging out with the mathletes last night instead of me.

Latex batman

The furious act of jacking off while wearing a batman costume to heighten sexual arousal clasping your dick with something latex to simulate a false catwoman

We don’t talk about Alex’s suspicious actions of the latex batman