The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick
Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*
And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass
That means you're a dumbass for looking this up
"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"
Alex "wtf"
Where butt blockers fill the woman’s anus and then 3-4 business days later the man rips out of the butt blocker at full force caused a fountain of shit to flow from the woman
I’m going to give you a Mexican lawn mower now stop yelling no one is coming to save you
When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.
I have her the Swiss lawn mower
When you insert a Toblerone up the anus and rip it out fast in a similar motion to starting a pull cord lawn mower
NOTE:be quick it might melt
I gave her the Swiss lawn mower.shes in hospital now. R. I. P
When you pull an Asian girl's vagina hairs out with your teeth and spit them out in their face. It is 4:57 in the morning and I have gotten no sleep so here's a definition.
Brad: Dude I went over to Ming Ling's house and she wanted me to do a taiwanese lawn mower!
Chad: What the dick queef! That's crazy!
Drad: why am i alive,,, mitochondria
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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"