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your ass is grass and i'm the lawn mower

The expression of which your ass is grass comes from if you hear this you better get out of town because you're likely to get shot hung or end up with your head on a stick

Idiot1: oh dude I am so dead
Idiot2: yep that's quite a bit of a fender bender there
- idiot1 gets home-
Idiot1's roommate: heard you my moped just want you to know ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Idiot1:* shit himself*

And that my assholes is how the term:
Your ass is grass and I'm the lawn mower
Turned into: your ass is grass

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 June 27, 2018

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If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano

That means you're a dumbass for looking this up

"If the lawn mower don't start, how you gonna get the piano"

Alex "wtf"

by Davifayanbule December 25, 2015

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Lawn mower

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If your neighbors grass is short, and then you here the fucking lawn mower at 8 am, your neighbor wants to be a sun of a bitch and there is an 100000000000000000000% chance they do it to piss me off.
Max was just getting comfortable after tossing and turning in bed. Bob: "Ok, that's good" Outside *RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" Bob: "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!"

by tecopux May 5, 2021


Lawn Mower

It’s when you’re fucking someone from behind and then you take a buzzer and shave a spot through their hair.

Sex was great with my girlfriend until I did the Lawn Mower and she got very angry. Needless to say she has a new hairstyle.

by Barndor July 30, 2021


lawn mower

A longdrink containing vodka and green tea.

That god damn lawn mower killed me friday night.

by brophet October 16, 2018


lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021


Lawn mowers

a word to describe tomorrow x together’s horrible fanbase

lawn mowers worst fandom

by txttankedwbk October 23, 2023