A girl you dream about in class but never speak to or see outside of the room
My lecture girlfriend just makes me love sick. I wish I could have the courage to talk to her.
Slapping the shit out of someone you disagree with
"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.
Act of spreading ones sphincter and yelling sentences into the sphincter
Rob was bad so I gave him an anal lecture
Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.
1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.
It's when someone gives you a talk in order to teach you a particular topic
Also, when someone gives you a talk to advise you
Person 1: I don't know, smoking is the best way to calm down stress
Person 2: Did you know smoking do bad to your lungs...?
Person 1: Oh don't lecture me, you smoked like 5 years in a row