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Lecture that

To ‘lecture that’ is a proverb describing absence. It is coined on the idea of not attending a lecture, which is common behaviour at universities.

“ You wanna link up later G and bun a zoot?”
“Can’t lie I’m gonna lecture that... gets man bare paranoid.”

by Manlikeumz May 1, 2019


Floridian Lecture

When she pulls a knife in the middle of an argument.

We were fighting about me being out all night drinking and she gave me a Floridian Lecture.

by yesitsyesrod February 3, 2024


rage lecture

A "rage lecture" is a full-blown verbal beatdown delivered by an instructor in response to some punk-ass student disrupting the class. It's a no-holds-barred communication style aimed at tackling the downright shitty behavior of the student. A fiery mix of frustration and rage, serving as a blistering reminder of who's in charge. Its main goal is to reassert control, put the disruptive student in their damn place, and get the class back on track

Man did you hear Professor Benji today? He went full on rage lecture on Tommy when he suggested that a foundation wasn't a requirement to building a house.

by Mathiass Gruber March 6, 2024


hedge lecture

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.

1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.

by Witchdoc6146 June 11, 2010


Lectured

Nonono motherfuckers.

Hym "No, I'm not going to sit here and be lectured by a fat-cocked piece of shit and his fat friend doing the shit you're doing. No. I've decided to do what the women are doing. </=6 you don't count as people anymore. You still get rights, like a dog but, no, we're not actually listening to the things you say."

by Hym Iam January 17, 2024


anal lecture

Act of spreading ones sphincter and yelling sentences into the sphincter

Rob was bad so I gave him an anal lecture

by Scammin September 3, 2023


lecture me

It's when someone gives you a talk in order to teach you a particular topic

Also, when someone gives you a talk to advise you

Person 1: I don't know, smoking is the best way to calm down stress
Person 2: Did you know smoking do bad to your lungs...?
Person 1: Oh don't lecture me, you smoked like 5 years in a row

by TraySan May 30, 2021