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Ordering a steak, burger, or other meat product as rare as legally allowed by health codes.
I take my steaks rarely legal because I don't want the flavor cooked out.
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The essential struggle for millions of today's people. There are pros and cons to legalizing marijuana, but when weighed against each other the legal marijuana always wins. One of the biggest benefits, in my opinion, is the fact that people will not have to buy weed from gangs, and terrorists. Plus the fact that we as a country (which is a term forgotten these days) will make billions every year in taxes and commerce. This is a time where all current methods of making money are exhausted and only those who can look at the big picture and make decisions will survive. The biggest disadvantage that I can think of is that the population as a whole will probably become even more obese. That's a matter of personal responsibility( another term people forgot)
Me: Dude, did you hear? Marijuana Legalization finally went through!
Some Guy: *Head-a-Splode*
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A term used to describe a highly skilled attorney.
Tuna: I heard you got busted with some blow and are looking at 5 years bro.
George: Don’t worry, I’ll be ok. My attorney is a legal ninja.
When you become a legal adult but are still not legal enough to do other things.
My son just turned 18. He was now a legal adult who could smoke, vote for president and watch NC-17 rated movies. But he was also Barely legal, meaning he's not legal enough to do other things like drink alcohol, enter clubs or even rent a car (those three things are only for those aged 21 and over).
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A word game companies made to use in their stupid ads because they aren't creative
If you can complete this level you are legally skilled.
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Actions legal within the game Grand Theft Auto. As long as your actions are GTA legal, you will not get in trouble with the law.
Guy 1: Dude, this game is sweet! I blew 5 red lights, drove on the wrong side of the highway, and ran over a hooker! The cops didn't even care!
Guy 2: Yeah, dude, everything you did was GTA legal.
Guy 1: Why are the cops pulling me over? I thought that running over hookers was GTA legal!
Guy 2: Dude, this is real life. You must be suffering from Grand Theft Impairment.
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Something that is okay by law (mostly), but against company policy.
Guy 1: Dude, check out this video of this girl getting hit in the head with an RC car!
Guy 2: Man, we can't look at that at work, it's totally not work legal!
Guy 1: But look at the girl! She got hit in the head with an RC car!
Boss: You two are fired.
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