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The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"
bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry
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An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).
Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.
A very small and hairy mexican, generally with a high and squeaky voice.
Yo man, did you see that taco lemur? Man, he was tiny!
The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
A slang term for a fat raccoon
They aren't trash pandas they're thicc lemurs
When a male has so much pubic hair his penis looks like a bushy lemur.
Hey did you hear John has a bushy lemur?
Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.