have a len

verb. To masturbate at one's desk at work while talking to someone on the phone.

etymology: see Len Brown (Mayor of Auckland, NZ)

"yeah, her voice was totally hot so I had to have a len"

Dirty Len

When you blow a rape whistle while jerking off with a glow stick up your ass.

What is that guy wearing the swim shirt doing... oh, he’s just doing a dirty Len.

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Jai-Len

Not only is it a unique name, but she tends to be a loving, caring girl. She always wears her heart on her sleeve, and tries to help out a friend. Jai-Len tends to get hurt really easily. And is always looking to make a friend.

Where did Jai-Len Go? Oh, to help that senior cross the street.

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Len it up

A term used when you're at the club and the party music is flaccid as heck.

So you bust out the words "LEN IT UP" with a great cry. the cry of a titan. then the dj looks at you, you both make eye contact. then he turns on the attack on titan theme song as you bite your thumb and turn to your full titan form.

all the hoes around are amazed by your ripped body, but this isn't even your final form.

len it up everybody.

*flaccid music plays*
*a female anime chick screams len it up*
*attack on titan theme plays as you dance with the power of many anime hoes.*

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Lens Lifter

Someone who bigs up their camera

Somone who strokes their lens

Andreas goes on about how sexy his camera is. He's such a Lens Lifter

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Zoom lens

The lazy man's dolly or tracking shot. Used effectively only in cases where speed is needed to grab the audiences' attention.

"We're losing light. Let's use a zoom lens instead of going through the difficulties of pre-planning and executing a superior tracking shot."

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Transition lens

Gaydar for trans people

Cis women with pronouns in their email signatures usually have awful transition lens