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A license fail occurs when someone taking what should be their first driving practical test prepares thoroughly with expensive lessons, has been waiting for months, is supremely confident of their ability to pass, and has even discussed getting insured for their parent's car upon passing...
...Only to discover that, in the test center waiting room, they have the wrong side of their paper provisional license, meaning they cannot be tested, waste the money spent on taking the test, disappoint family and friends and have to wait 3 months for the next available test.
Also known as "pulling a Charlie".
Guy 1- Holy fuck, you know what's worse than failing your driving test?
Guy 2- Nah, what...?
Guy 1- committing epic license fail, that's what *shudders*
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a dicers license looks similar to a drivers license and must be produced upon the request of a 'dicer'. if a person cannot produce there dicers license then the 'dicer' will dice them.
the man could not produce his dicers license so was therefore diced because it is a dice or be diced world out there.
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Someone can obtain a boner license when they have an erection in public while showing no shame.
Look at that guy and his boner...he just got his BL
wow look at that huge bulge in that guys pants...he must have just gotten his boner license
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The only form of ID that Americans use, therefore requiring EVERYONE to learn to drive
Asking for ID
American example:
*Can I see your drivers license
*I don't drive so I don't have a license
*Well I won't do any business with you
*WTF!?! What about a PASSPORT!?!
European example:
*Can I see your ID
*(hands over ID)
*Okay, great. Thank you!
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The license required to be a lesbian in Michigan.
"Yeah, that chick has her lickher license for sure."
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When i got married i recieved a marriage license.
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Microsoft Windows. You pay for trash.
p1: yo what os you have?
p2: trash with license, why?
p1: get Linux, its much better