Manzana Lift

the best soda in the entire world.

"manzana lift is the bomb."

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Cheek Lift

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.

Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"

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Ego lifting

The act of lifting heavy weights for the sole purpose of impressing other people in the room. This is usually done with awful form and gratuitous grunting noises.

John: Look at that idiot ego lifting over there.

Mike: Omg, what a tool. He isn't even using much weight.

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Bakke Lift

to lift a girl up to your shoulders by her thighs and hold her there while you eat her out, rather than bending down. This feat requires unquantifiable strength, and is therefore considered quite manly. The Bakke Lift is best accomplished in the corner of a shower, where slippery walls and trigonometry can work to your advantage.

male: I need to start hitting the gym so that I can pull off the Bakke Lift.

female: I'm really looking forward to my date tonight. I heard he bakke-lifts on the first date.

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dick lifts

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.

Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym

olympic lifting

A competition of physical strength involving two lifts: the Clean & Jerk and the Snatch.

Note:
Powerlifting is not the same as Olympic Lifting.

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Lift Fart

A silent fart that has been farted in a lift without vents and the doors are closed. It knocks people out and it smells awful if you had rotten egg curry for breakfast.

Guy who hates farts"Why are you eating 10 times more beans than usual?"
Guy who loves farts"I wanna do a lift fart"
Guy who hates farts starts selling gas masks to anyone near a lift.