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we all want tom riddle to
tom riddle can smack my ass like a drum iykyk
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Moving real quick. You know, like a sears catalog.
Dude im really hauling ass like a sears catalog.
When someone violently eat Ass that so bad it is gone like a stoner when it as taco bell.
You eat my Ass like dinner you hoe.
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1. being extremely busy or multitasking
I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.
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when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.
when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.
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A very aesthetically pleasing female arse, reserved only for use by males when regarding females.
"She is fiiiiine, big ol' round titties and an ass like a 10 year old boy."
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Yes I will eat the rest of your fucking food.
Friend asks if you want the rest of his Mexican pizza. You look at him square in the eyes and say, do I look like a fat ass? Then proceed to eat the rest of his Mexican pizza.
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