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Question: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenberg?
Answer: One is a flaming Nazi gas bag and the other is a blimp.
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An alternative to intelligent thought
That's the dumbest thing I ever heard, you must have got that from Rush Limbaugh
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Wot da fawk! I'm drugged up on Limbaugh Skittles, only had one cuppa tea, no ciggies and you spect me to READ!!! I can't fawkin focus!
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A polite term for a "huge bag of fermenting crap".
Woaaaa! Carefull!!! Don't step on that pile of "Rush Limbaugh".
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An unimaginably huge person who has grown so large that he has collapsed into his own anus so that he is now invisible and can only be detectd by the billions of OXYCONTIN PILLS that he sucks in because they cannot escape his gravitational/addictational force. Known for his astute views on sports.
Dude 1: "Excuse me, sir, but don't you think that the NBA is just promoting this LeBron James person because they want black players to succeed? Is he really more talented than many white players?"
Dude 2: "WTF, dude, are you twisted on OXYCONTIN PILLS, or are you just rush limbaugh? Seriously, you better STFU before you get fired off ESPN, dawg. Oops, too late."
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A trendsetter in broadcasting, pioneering AM radio, the wonderful debate tactic of cutting off someone who disagrees, spinning the facts like they're in a dryer, and putting party-line politics over his own credibility, including contradictions, denial, and news items. Now works for ESPN and has his own "kiddie table" during NFL Countdown.
Rush Limbaugh is relentless, judgmental, and straightforward. Unless you're a Republican.
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Jabba the Hut's right-wing cousin.
Rush Limbaugh: You're just a Hollywood Liberal!
Jabba the Hut: You're just a fat, repulsive, reactionary, thick, racist, homopobic, sexist, elitist, corporatist pig. You are ugly too.
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