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The number of alcoholic drinks between which a girl will hook up with you while not being a buzzkill or too sick.
"I'm thinking her gray limits are five to seven beers"
"Really? I've got a three to fiver as we speak!!"
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someone or something that you are not allowed to do/play with/ use.
exibit:
a.) a taken boy/man
b.) your boyfriends brother/close family member
c.) your own family member (incest the game your whole family should stay away from... one word-EWW!)
d.) animals (Gross
e.) someone else's toys
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Intentionally tell a juicy part of the truth of your secret so people are too misdirected and to distracted to investigate the full truth.
NIXON: You think, you think we want to, want to go this route now? And the — let it hang out, so to speak?
DEAN: Well, it's, it isn't really that —
HALDEMAN: It's a limited hangout.
DEAN: It's a limited hangout.
EHRLICHMAN: It's a modified limited hangout.
NIXON: Well, it's only the questions of the thing hanging out publicly or privately.
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A fallacy referenced in fight discussions that means "it doesn’t mean it’s impossible to do something to someone Just because something can’t/hasn’t been proven otherwise."
" One Punch Man can't be beaten by Superman, because he always ONE PUNCHED to vicotry."
"That's a No Limits Fallacy. Superman has beaten much stronger things before, and it's possible there's something out their that can beat OPM."
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1. A series of antiquated historical markers posted along federally and state maintained roads and highways displaying speeds commonly traveled in those places during the 1950’s.
2. Posted warnings suggesting minimum safe traveling speeds on United States interstate highways.
3. A single “local” sign with unusually small print posting a shockingly low limit. Used by small towns to supplement income, this sign is typically placed precisely at the town limit behind a large bush or other larger sign as a “speed transition point” on rural highways of much higher speed. (to find the secret speed limit sign, look roadside for the projecting front end of the police cruiser pointed in the direction you are currently traveling)
--Speed limit signs are still in black and white as there have been no real reasons to bother updating them to color since most people no longer use them.
A> "Did you see the speed limit sign just now, it said 55 miles per hour"
B> "If we ACTUALLY GO 55mph on the Beltway we will get KILLED."
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two words that are put on a sign on the highway to TRY to slow drivers down but never work.
"speed limits are like fairy tales, i don't believe in them"
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The time that a typical orgasm is limited to. I.E. a man has sex with a girl and he always cums within 15 minutes, thus his burst limit is 15 minutes.
Girl A: I heard you and Tom made it all the way last night.
Girl B: Yeah, but hes a total pussy, his burst limit is like 5 minutes