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Limp Dick Liberal

A person of very liberal and socialist political views. The term is derived from their lack of emotional appeal to the good old USA, and a refusal to acknowledge America as the greatest nation on the planet due because their penis is as limp as a sock. They often are very smug sometimes often because of their Ivy-League degree, but often for no apparent reason at all.

Obama: America needs to start being like the rest of the world and doing what the rest of the world tells us to do. After all we are no better than they are right?

Ronald Reagan: Let's set the record straight you limp dick liberal. America is the last best hope for man on earth because of our commitment to protecting and proliferating democracy. I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, I'll do it the American way.

by AmericanBea February 15, 2011

21πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


limp dick jesus

A nick name for someone who is stupid and makes bad choices

He is such a limp dick Jesus

by Limp d. Jesus September 12, 2017

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lil limp dick

usually someone with attributes of being a vagina/pussy and backing down like a lil bitch... or has very small penis with erectile disfunction as well.

yo bitch yous a lil limp dick ass nikkuh the way you was actin up in that bitch ho!

by bilboe bagginz April 16, 2010

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Jimmy Limp Dick

The opposite of Chad Thunder Cock, the beta male; one which wears a flaccid penis for every second of its miserable life.

You: Ayden is such a chad thundercock!
Me: Yeah bro, unlike that jimmy limp dick Kyle
You: And not like that penguin with dicks guy

Me: You spittin my brother!!

by Dawwonnn January 21, 2021


Limp Dick Legend

A mysterious man that is from a small town in Idaho he is known for having a Limp Dick. Despite this, he manages to get every single elderly woman in a 100-mile radius.

My dad is known as a Limp Dick Legend.

by TOomp March 12, 2021


shrimp limp dick

An undersized penis

β€œHey bro, you really have a shrimp limp dick”

by Madelyn Victoria Webb December 21, 2020


Limp-Dick Faggot

a person usually blond hair blue eyes who sags their pants to the point where old people think he has erectile dysfunction and is a homosexual

Pull up your pants you limp-dick faggot!!

by americanpsychoWI June 29, 2009

11πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž