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Used by men named mark, rick steve, john, josh, tyler,evan, fred, jim, the like to soap each other genitals and play drop the soap with each other every other night. then pretend to be straight men every other day of the week.
Examples of their Redneck pick Up lines include but are not limited to:
1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em
6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away
8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bedrock
9) I can't find my puppy can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room
10) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner
11) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon
And the best for last
12)Your face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up
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Here are a few meanings of "Girl Pickup lines":
"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"
Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
(to a baseball player)
Girl: are you a catcher?
Guy: no or yes, why?
Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous
You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out
Guy: What's with all the winky faces?
Girl: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you.
The meaning of Girl pick up lines is when a girl ties to get a boy.
Person who steals somebody else's pick up line to get ass
I was trying to get some ass, but Joe interrupted by being a pick up line fucker.
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It is basically a really bad pick up line, mostly used by desperate weirdos in an attempt to pick up girls. They are usually taken off of google and copied and pasted into a girl's inbox.
*Phone vibrates*
Text message reads: "I think that you are quite resourceful, intelligent, and wise. Your outer beauty bring out the good will of your soul".
"Wow, Josh is totally using a Sergei pick up line".
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Pick Up Line Day, due to the date being October 10th, means that today’s date is 10/10.
“Today’s Pick Up Line Day.”
“Why is today Pick Up Line Day?”
“Are you today’s date? Because you’re 10/10.”
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a chat up line designed to shock and amuse
a cheeky chat up line is: call me butter coz I'm on a roll OR call me flora coz i spread easily
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😂😂😂That’s what I’m tryna figure out
Her: my butt itch
Me: line them crates up
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