typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.
person one - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person two - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person one - internet-lisp
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That position that one's mouth makes when not speaking that lets everyone know that they more than likely have a problem saying their S's properly
"I didn't know Kyle had a lisp"
"Yeah, bro, of course he has one, couldn't you tell by his lisp mouth?"
"Now that you mention it, that makes sense. Now I can't unhear his speech impediment!"
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When a girl talks with the same lisp that a gay guy/sorority whore does. Very common with entertainment figures and car commercial actresses.
Jay: "This girl is talking like Richard Simmons."
Pat: "Yeah man... Total girl lisp."
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When a person is texting or e-mailing you and they seem to misspell every other word that they have typed
I was trying to text my cousin today but i could understand her text lisp so i just gave up
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The insanely annoying little girl voice that immature and stupid women love to use, especially when trying to weasel shit from other people.
When Steve heard the hottie at the bar talking in a little girl lisp he knew she was going to be a pain in the ass.
βDamn it, woman, youβre 27 years old, stop talking like a fucking 5 year old! Itβs just fucking sad at this point! This little girl lisp shit isnβt cute anymore, itβs just pathetic!β
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When you are in the process of enjoying a candy cane and begin to speak. This causes a slurring of words much like that of a gay man or a drunk.
Seth: Hey Joe how's the Candy Cane?
Joe: It'ssssss gewd Sssssethhh.
Seth: WHAT?!
Joe:*removes candy cain* Sorry I had a candy cane lisp, it's pretty good.
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