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noun; The ultimate party; the fusion of rock, and excessive alcohol consumption. festival MUST be held in a barn in East Amwell New Jersey.
"Loft-A-Palooza 2003...there WILL be beer."
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a gathering of tea drinking, menopausal women who like to live on the edge
I went to a loft party and drank tea!
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Is a sarcastic derogatory double entendre , usually made after a terrible golf shot. The key is the acronym l.o.f.t. meaning lack of fucking talent. It is best used against an unsuspecting victim who presumes by loft you mean the loft of the golf club.
Playing partner, "I think you had too much loft on that shot."
Shot maker, "No, I just caught it a little fat."
Playing partner, "By L.O.F.T. I meant lack of fucking talent, dillweed."
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This is where one individual takes another individual to an old abandoned barn, instructs the target to lay in a specific spot, climbs into the loft, and proceeds to release their fecal matter from their body down onto their friend.
My friend "Damian" offered me an old hay loft.
I couldn't refuse.
It was wonderful for my skin.
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Loft bed is a fancy name for a bunk bed. Meant for the use of a college dorm, children or guys who try to make a career out of skateboarding.
I went to this guys house after the bar but faked an emergency when I saw his loft bed.
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Another word to describe being high.
Doug: Dude, are you okay?
Matt: Yeah man. I am so lofted right now.
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A retard starving artist who lives in the city and thinks his work is avante garde, but it really just sucks. These faggots usually live off trust funds or get rich boyfriends. Seriously, kick thier ass if you ever see one.
Look at that loft-bananna fruit, I bet he just painted a picture of a penis.
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