instead of using lmao (laughing my ass off) use loma (laughing off my ass) it’s the same thing the words are just in a different order
person A: *says joke*
person B: LOMA that’s so funny!!
The most hardcore gang in Palo Alto. They hang out on Loma Verde Avenue in Palo Alto, specifically at night on the blocks between West Bayshore and Louis Road. They have guns and sell fentanyl. Their drugs are expensive, but fucking legit. Don’t mess with them.
Loma Verde Gang definition:
Person A: “Don’t walk around at night near the Eastern section of Loma Verde Avenue unless you want to buy drugs. You’ll regret it otherwise.”
Person B: Ok, bro, I won’t.
An alternate definition of Lmao, the backslash is silent and it is simply a word used when you want to convey that something is funny.
After mike texted a hilarious joke, Larry responded in the group chat with "Loma\"
The middle school for pussy ass bitches
Eww Sam goes to Alta Loma Ms SSF
Where a girl is getting fucked from both ends (a man in the back, a man fucking her mouth) and the man at the front moves to the back and both men put their heads infront of her vagina, when the first man pulls out, she squirts all on the top of their heads, making them shiny and mirror-like.
Man- Hey babe! Me and my friend were wondering if you wanted to do a Dirty Loma tonight?
Woman- Maybe tomorrow babe, we did one the other day.
When a bitch is getting spit-roasted by 2 bald dudes and they pull out and she squirts on their bald heads, making them even shinier
Scott: Hey babe, wanna do a Dirty Loma?
Girl: Fuck yes, babe!