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the sexual art of two persons (preferably male and female) acting out in a particular way. props include 4 pairs (not singles) of socks, 3ft of garden hose, one knee pad, 2 tissues, and a bowl full of jelly (grape or cherry only). The jelly goes in the socks, which then fills 8 orifices of your choosing. The rest is up to you ;)
Guy 1: Hello friend can I borrow your garden hose?
Guy 2: You street luging tonight?
Guy 1: You know it! Got any grape jelly by chance?
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I term which dumbasses fool for. They are handy if you want to "fake" a death.
Godammit
Veronica
You
Are
So
Fucking
Dumb
Jason: Lets use ich luge bullets to knock Kurt and Ram out
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When you finally go to bed after a 48-hour Vegas coke, booze and hooker binge and you lay on your back in the hotel bed, staring at the ceiling, arms tight to your sides, losing your shit, questioning your decision-making ability and praying you'll survive.
During breakfast at the Bellagio: "How'd you sleep last night? Do a little one-man luge in your hotel room?"
Ass luge is a game played commonly among the anal community, this is where the male or female positions their ass on top of someones mouth and liquor and/or beer is poured down their asscrack to the mouth of the patiently waiting drinker
Dude i went to renee's house last night and we got so trashed and had a game of ass luge going, i got sloppy firsts though :(
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The most homoerotic of all sports.
When a man lays on top of another man and they slide down an icy tube together on a sled at 70mph
Hey sailor, wanna get together for a little two man luge action? Bring the KY!
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ejaculating on a females back and then sliding down, afterwards deficating in the females mouth.
Veronique is a gold medalist in the chocolate luge...fuckin skank
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When in a 3-some, the man performs anal on said hoe #1. Right before jizzing, the man removes his cock and creampies hoe #1 in her pussy. Hoe #2, understanding her place in life has been patiently waiting under hoe #1 to receive the jizz. Hoe #1 pushes out all the jiz our her puss, while laying on her back, and the jizz slides down the crack of her ass while hoe #2 holds her mouth open to receive said jizz from the ass crack like an ice luge. Truffle Butter Luge.
Bro, I fucked two bitches and truffle butter luged Shaniqua.