Luggage Bag

A girl that has had sex so many times that for the man to get any feeling during sex he has to manually hold her pussy flaps against his shaft while penetrating her.

Dude, my arms got so tired last night having sex with a luggage bag

Luggage Lafulglock

Someone who typically says random facts and quips and literally no one asked. These people normally have multiple disabilities, surprisingly their down syndrome isn't the reason for their micropenis. Doesn't have bitches.

Riley: "Luggage Lafulglock go buy a gun"
Luggage Lafulglock: "ah yes, the peak of German engineering"
Riley: "What?"

Human Luggage

When you put all of your clothes on a midget who is wearing roller skates, and pull him like luggage.

I'm pulling my human luggage through the air port right now.

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nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

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Penis Luggage

Refers to the scrotal region of a homosapien male. This sack usually contains two (2) reproductive organs known to the lay-person as nuts or balls. Also known as Cock Satchel.

Do I have to pay a carry-on surcharge for my Penis Luggage?

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Luggage Compartment

Someone who's bedonkadonk has gotten so big that the phrase "junk in the trunk" no longer suffices and her ass now resembles the cargo hold of a 747 Jumbo Jet.

"Dude, what happened with that chick from Saturday?"

"Well, when I sobered up I realized she resembled a rhino, but that didn't stop me from sticking it in her luggage compartment!"

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eye luggage

The "bags" under your eyes formed due to lack of sleep.

"Man, when was the last time you slept? You`ve got some serious eye luggage going on there."

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