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Someone who thinks they know how to perform an action that they really can't perform, for example - pick a lock. Always used sarcastically.
Guy 1: I'm telling you I can pick the lock
Guy 2: You broke the hanger off in the door, way to go Macgyver!!
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While a female is jerking off a male she discovers there no other lubrication around and chooses to use her own vaginal juices to assist in lubricaion in the jeck off session.
Honey do you have any lube? No. She then wipes her vagina and uses the acquired juice as lube and thus used The Macgyver.
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describing a situation that requires quick, decisive thinking in order to prevent harm or conflict.
I had to pull a MacGyver today so my girlfriend wouldn't find out I cheated.
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A multi-function tool similar to a swiss-army knife, but usually built around another tool (such as a pair of pliers). They come in various sizes.
"I needed to tighten that bolt right then. Luckily, I had my MacGuyver on me..."
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multi-ended (yet budget) tool created out of a plunger, a broom handle, a 3 year old bag of chips, a squirrel's left hand, and a telephone (or similar such objects), used to pleasure women of 30 years old or younger. please, no old hags.
oh, and especially black people. the Macgyver loves that dark chocolate.
One baaaad ass'd motha fu... (SHUT YO MOUF') but i'm talkin about shaft, i mean macgyver.
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The act of planting ones' hands on the ground and simultaneously propelling ones legs outward in a kicking motion to strike an object with great force
Alex totally macgyvered that backpack.
Dude Carl, keep him distracted while I MacGyver him.
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After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.
Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"
Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."
Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"