An insult used to describe someone as clumsy, awkward, or totally useless. (imagine someone with manatees for hands, pretty useless huh?)
You can't do shit you damn manatee hand. OR Dude, I wouldn't let that guy operate on you he's got friggin' manatee hands.
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n.- term denoting the absurdity or "craziness" of an event.
A: "You won't believe who I saw today, Anna Nicole Smith, helping an old lady down the street."
B: "Insanity manatee!"
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A mermaid gown size 28W and up.
I think the bride's dress would look nice on a thin girl. As it is it's a manatee gown.
Area of glass cubicles in a company or institution inhabited by fat middle-aged women doing pointless HR-type work.
Dude, my direct deposit is two weeks late.... I'm gonna have to drop by the manatee tank in payroll tomorrow to have them clear it up.
An obese or morbidly obese person that you might see walking outside. These creatures tend to be elusive and by themselves, making them exceptionally rare in outdoor situations, but can be seen congregating at buffet lines and Cinnabon stores. They are easily distinguishable by their camouflaging characteristics of having regular buttocks and frontal buttocks as well as frontal and rear breast flaps as to confuse people of exactly which direction they are moving.
Holy crap, you would have dented your car if you hit that Urban Manatee.
Man, they had nothing left at the lunch line. The Urban Manatee ate it all.
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A "Manatee Matriarch" is the dominant fat bitch, amongst a group or heard of grotesque obese women. This dominant land walking sea cow is usually the most socially developed and least shy to do ridiculous things. It is important to identify the "Manatee Matriarch" when taunting a group of fat bitches, for the "Manatee Matriarch" is the most likely candidate to thump you to the ground, should she manage to catch you.
"Don't piss off that bitch, she's the manatee matriarch".
"Look at that heard of land walking sea cows! Led by the manatee matriarch".
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