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When you have anal sex with a girl and when her asshole is nice and gaping you turn around and shit in her asshole
That chick Brooke is such a slut she let me give her a Manhattan Exchange.
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In Short: The really muscular naked blue guy from Watchmen
In Long: A normal man, exposed to radiation by accident one day at work at an army base. His body was torn apart, literally. But he was able to rebuild himself piece by piece. He is America's greatest weapon because he has a high level of radiation surrounding him, and can disintegrate his enemies on contact. He wore clothes twice in the movie "Watchmen". All the other times, he was naked, and nobody seemed to mind, or even notice. Just see the movie, it explains alot of stuff.
Dr Manhattan: "The existence of human life is a highly overrated phenomenon"
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When you cum in a girls pussy fluff the labia and have her queef it back into your mouth like some nice gravy
Bro it got nuts last night it just started out with kissing and the next thing I knew I was eating a Queef Manhattan with a side of taters
When your method of divorce is having your spouse killed.
Fat Tony: I wanna get one of those Manhattan divorces.
Jimmy Tight-Lips: You wanna have your ol' lady clipped?
Fat Tony: Yeah, I want her wacked.
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When a man and woman, man and man or a woman and woman get on all fours. They have to be ass to ass, all the while making sure the assholes align. Then one sexual partner tries to shit a fudge log into the asshole of the other. The stool sample must be solid in order to avoid a derailment.
I heard that your mom tried to give your dad a"Manhattan Transfer" but there was a derailment and there were no survivors.
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A scenario which begins with a male being roofied by a female. In order for such an event to become a full fledged Manhattan Rodeo, the female in question must then position the male in question upon his back and proceed to have sexual intercourse with him by riding his fully erect penis. The imagery of such an act evokes a twisted image of a cowboy attempting to stay upon an angry bull. Unfortunately, this opportunistic cowgirl is going to stay on until the drugs wear off. The event is complete only when the roofies wear off and the male is in full grasp of his actions.
A Note from the Author Concerning Origin: In 1892, a Texan named Travis Muttonchops journeyed to New York City in order to sell some cattle and bed a hooker or three. After his business transactions were complete he went to the bar in his hotel. A rather attractive hussy named Wendy Wannaride straddled up next to the Texan and offered to buy him a drink. Never the one to refuse whiskey, Travis agreed. The drink, of course, was roofied and before he knew his whiskey had been tampered with, Travis was being dragged back to his room. He woke up several hours later to Wendy riding his penis. Travis, in dismay, is reported to have inadvertently said, "What is this? A goddamn Manhattan Rodeo?"
Modern Example:
TODD- "Oh my God Mike...I think that chick from the bar last night roofied me and then had sex with me..."
DILLON- "Sounds like a classic Manhattan Rodeo to me there Todd...
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