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Your own personal servent for any time of need
My legs are so sore, I’m gonna get my Brian Mannequin to get me some beer
A gig/party/any get together with music where no one in the crowd moves to the music, they just stand there taking photos of the band to pit on their blog because they're "to cool to dance".
The type of people who walk round northern quarter in Manchester,buy toms to save orphans and are vegans.
Guy 1: should we go see the drums next week at academy 3?
Guy 2: I would but most of the fans are fucking hipsters, it'll be a mannequin party in there1
a person that thinks everything he/she sees on a store mannequin is good looking and will look the same on them.
C: My God did you see the pants Dot had on today, the are terrible.
R: She seen them at H&M and thought she had THAT body.
C: She is such a mannequin ho
Huening Bahiyyih Jaleh one of the most promising 4th gen idol, quoted by the kmedia as a "human mannequin" that she needs no corrections and even her hair dances.
Bahiyyih/princess hiyyih/hyuba/jaleh is a human mannequin, she shines not just because of her astonishing talent but because of her top-tier visuals, perfect body proportions, and how elegant she is without even trying. She is the moment.
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A. Kissing someone and they don't kiss back. B. Kissing a corpse.
Last night she gave me the Blue Mannequin.
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When you give someone muscle relaxants instead of a rufie. Then you rape them while they're still fully awake, but unable to resist.
"Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs... did you put something in my drink?"
"Yup, and it looks like it's kicking in, so now I'm going to drag you out back and give you a Jack's Mannequin"
"God damnit! Why can't you just slip girls rufies like everyone else, you sadistic bastard?"
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Dog mannequins located in many Old Navy stores. Usually placed in front of a group of human mannequins. Unbeknownst to most people, The Great and Powerful Old Navy Dog Mannequin is our Holy Lord and Creator in disguise, pushed aside by other, more prevalent religions that favor humans more than animals. This shall all end soon. The Dog will Rise. The Dog will Rule.
The Old Navy Dog Mannequin is secretly Our Holy Lord! I'm not crazy!