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hot dog buns that a friend brings to a barbeque that requires the slice to be manual made.
Hey i can can find the slice in this bun.
Oh sorry you have to cut it yourself. the store only had manual buns
When you blast a turd out so fast, the splashback cleans your ass for you.
"Man, I really turned the manual bidet to high last night. Even my thighs got wet!"
A shit that has already survived several flushes and needs to be broken in half (Or more peices) by way of manual breakage. This can be done with hands or if skilled an implement. the amount of flushes it has survived is expressed in conker terms i.e - it was a two-er .
"Hey what took you so long in there?"
"Sorry man i had a three-er , i had to go for the manual breaker."
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When you punch a pregnant woman in the gut in an attempt to aid her in the abortion of her babay. Much cheaper than a regular abortion and works 100% of the time.
Girl: I think ime pregnant
Guy: i dont want a kid... MANUAL ABORTION
*PUNCH*
Girl: thank you
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When you take control of your goalie in any sport game and make a great save. You are then given the option to scream Manual Tendo as loud as you can after making the save.
The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.
Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."
The removal of a uterus with one's hands. Inverse of Sub Zero's spin rip fatality, when one goes through the vagina to rip the uterus out. Much simpler when one is dealing with a vastgina
I gave that bitch a manual hysterectomy
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