Dicking market

the list of qualified women that your penis can enter in a specified geographic area

"Valdez, there are 7.6 women per male in your dicking market."

gray market

Halfway between the white market (completely legal) and black market (completely illegal). The gray market sells products which are legal to own, but can be used illegaly or are illegal to use completely.

In Virginia, police radar detectors are gray market items because it is legal to own one, but illegal to actully use it.

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fish market

a gathering with an overabundance of females in attendance.

Much like "sausage fest" to refer to a party with too many males.

"This party is a total fish market. The only guy here is gay. I'm going home and riding the rabbit"

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Boston Market

Two guys fucking a chick, one in the mouth and one in the ass. Looks like a rotisserie chicken from Boston Market.

I really don't feel like DPing this chick because I don't want our balls to touch. Let's pull a Boston Market instead.

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stock market

A good way how to waste thousands of dollars if you don't know what you are doing.

I would never want to put a lot of money in the stock market

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Market Weighton

A town full of hard cunts who love to smoke shag shank which are the 3 words this small market town are built on.

What are those hard youths doing in the bus shelter.
I suggest you shut up because we are in Market Weighton you will be stabbed if they hear you talking like that.

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Stock Market

A girl who has the potential to be cute, but is not quite there yet, so one invests and acts nice to her in the hopes that when she is cute they can cash out and bang her

Man 1: That girl over there seems cute but shes a little chubby
Man 2: She's a stock market, be nice to her now so she will think your a "good guy" later when shes hot
Man 1: Ah gotcha invest now, cash out later

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