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jewish married

When you are married by default, as any similarly aged people of opposite gender must be if a Jewish grandmother is involved in the decision making. Its like an arranged marriage, without the actual marriage.

Oh, him? We are basically jewish married. My grandmother decided it the first time she met him, even though we've never dated.

by AK_Jew March 8, 2011

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spiritually married

A term meaning your married in spirit or in the spirit of marriage.

Put bluntly you have taken your marriage vow, held a ceremony, gone before some kind of spiritual leader, etc. But not legally signed nor leagally bound to your "spouse.

This has been used by many people including:
#The lgbt community (prior prop 8)
#polyamorous
#bigamist
#Polygamist

# people not wanting or unable to commit in a legal binding way.

"Well my wife is legally married to me but my second wife (sister wife) is spiritually married to me"

by Theamazinggeek February 23, 2018

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married sex

The redundant sex that results after several years of marriage. It is not necessarily bad, just boring. You know she likes "this" and she knows you like "that" so all you do is "this and that". There tends to be no deviation from the set pattern after several years and all foreplay disappears. Undress, lie down, hump (only 1-2 positions allowable), and done.

Me: "I wanted to 69 with the wife last night and get out the ropes but all I got was married sex."

Friend: "Bummer, man. That must have been boring!"

by married man May 11, 2009

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Marrying up

The act of snagging a spouse that is way out of your league

Rita is incredibly smart and hot. Tom is definitely marrying up by snagging her.

by Twin of Henry Rollins June 30, 2014

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Marry Sue

Marry Sue
Sueish

A book that has a main character that is emotionless, and really has not found a place in the story or identity.

# Sueish- MC's

Undeveloped person to the point of cliche.

Oh my- I was mortified said Marry Sue being Sueish- Marry was lost looking into his eyes- seeing his perfect everything, holding in her breath, and to dumb to remember to breathe.

by M. R. Duriez October 9, 2018

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e-married

The disperse of marriage over the internet. Created when two people over the internet agree on marrying one another.

"RKY AND GIRLY ARE E-MARRIED"

by Girlyyyy December 8, 2009

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super-married

When one is not only married, but also happy with said marriage.

David isn't joining us for the game because he wants to spend time with his wife. He's super-married.

by alxdr August 19, 2009

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