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elenie massacre

a beast on myspace who lies about her age but is 14 years old and technically a baby prostitute. she photoshops her face and hair so much that you wouldn't recognize her in person, or you would mistake her for a drag queen.

"OMG do you see that hooker on the corner?"
"no silly, that's just elenie massacre"

by lalatitatalala April 8, 2008

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Jevee Massacre

Any hot looking Australian scene chick whose extremely bitchy, annoying, and a fake, but you still would want to fuck her. A "Jevee Massacre" would never talk to you unless you tell her she has nice shoes, hair, extensions, and or, nice fake eyebrows. Suddenly every girl on myspace around the world tries to be a one so they create an account & start stealing each others pictures. People now a days are becoming mentally pathetic but physically hotter at the same time.

Kid1: What time is it?
Jevee Massacre: *rolls her eyes*, *walks away*
Kid2: Hey nice shoes, Jevee.
Jevee Massacre: thank you, I bought em yesterday at some asian store
Kid2: Btw, what time is it?
Jevee Massacre: oh, you're wasting my time, *evil satanic look*
Kid1&2: Can we fuck you?
Jevee: *disappears*

by brotherfucker September 15, 2007

113👍 91👎


Columbine Massacre

Best senior prank of all time.

Person 1: Ayo remember the Columbine Massacre.

Person 2: Hell yea, god damn best prank ever

by BoiDafaqqq April 21, 2017

51👍 40👎


Columbine Massacre

One of the most famous school massacres in history. The two perpetrators, Reb and VoDkA, killed 13 people, left 24 injured, and scarred the lives of many, many more.

This sparked all sorts of reactions from the world- mainly horror, disgust, and shock beyond belief. But in the dark corners of the world, there are those who admire and support them, those who too hate the world and even hope to do something similar.

After the event, Columbine High School has never been the same. Most people will think of the shooting before the school. There are also plenty of strange people who pay the place a visit just because of this event.

Most of us: "The Columbine Massacre... How could they do such a thing?"

That shady kid: "The Columbine Massacre is just the beginning of our revolution."

A hybristophiliac: "I don't condone, but Reb and Vodka were sooo cute !!1!!1!11!1"

by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021


Nigerian Massacre

A Nigerian Massacre is a Massacre that is being held in Nigeria. Mostly heard of in 2020
It’s when random people go on attacking innocents for no reason. So like a terrorist attack.

Bill: Did you hear about the Massacre happening in Nigeria?
Joe: tf is a massacre
Bill: It’s an attack happening right now in Nigeria. A Nigerian Massacre is normally what happens when somebody’s not very happy with what they have and start unneeded conflict

by kyayla October 21, 2020


Anal Massacre

Anal Massacre is a social simulation video game series developed and published by Nintendo

I played anal massacre last night, It was fun!

by FukJerry February 12, 2019


Boo Massacre

When you jump around a corner yelling "BOO" and jacking off whoever comes around the corner.

"I did a BOO massacre on Thomas"

by PanHeadSean June 30, 2022