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When a man has an erection and discretely hides it by pulling a
"Matrix." This move consists of the classic Neo backwards arch while a hand of preference slides into one's pants and flips the erect penis upwards into its natural position. The penis is then trapped between one's stomach and the elastic band from underwear.
The breezy at the strip club gave be a hard on. I slyly pulled a matrix before she even had a chance to notice.
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When a guy and a girl hang out, one of them goes in for a kiss, and the other denies him or her by pulling his or her head away.
"Bitch, you just got matrixed by that hot girl."
"Way to matrix that ugly chick bro."
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to run so fast that your feet seem to disappear and you appear to run UP a wall
Brian matrixed around the room as he ran away from Shatisha with her love note from Dyquan.
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Helping Verb.
Usually combined with "go" in the present tense or "went" in the past tense to describe an unbelieveably cool or Matrix-style action. Sometimes involves quick reflexes (usually in dodging or blocking things), or violence.
"I went totally Matrix on that kid who tried to steal my cotton candy."
"Dude, stop fucking around or I'll go Matrix on you."
"That was so Matrix when you dodged that hot dog."
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Matrixism is a stupid wannabe religion created by computer nerds. Although the fist Matrix film is one of the best action movies ever, taking this seriously is stupid beyond recognition. Matrixism teaches that the matrix is real and that we're all part of it.
If the Matrix was real one of two things would have happened 1. agents would have assassinated the founders of Matrixism, 2 Zion rebels would have awakened the founders of Matrixism. Since neither of the aforementioned consequences have happened Matrixism has been proven to be fake. They also support illegal drug use and vandalism. This could become the next Scientology.
Nerd #1:
Wow! that was such an awesome movie.
Nerd #2:
Yeah maybe we are in the Matrix now and we should do drugs to wake up from it.
Nerd #1:
And get the girls to! Hooray for Matrixism!
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1) The karma sutra of special effects and unique camara angles that changes the audiences perspective and is the basis for every regurgitated charlie's angel movie.
2) Any movie where the primary movie should have not been followed by a sequal but corporate automatas and coka cola product spots have swayed middle class directors and screen writers to sell there soul for 5 more minutes of fame
3)A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro.
1) The House of the Dead was the worst movie ever, save for the matrix and titties.
2)Jurassic park was glorious until they matrixed it.
3) Whats a better example of a matrix than Kazaam.
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n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.
Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix
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