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Mats

a kind and smart guy that likes to play games and tell jokes

i need mats! I have 200 bricks

by MalfeKukost November 14, 2018

9๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mats

The words etymology is old latin and was first noticed in 840 AD by a man named Swaut Dehucon. He spent his last years writing books about words found in teen subcultures around the Roman Empire. Swaut discovered the word in Athen while speaking to the local priest. The priest told Swaut about the worst word he had heard, a word a teenager once had said while attending church. At first Swaut didn't understand why the word was a bad word, but as the priest went on, Swauts eyes opened more and more.

Swaut decided to dedicate a good 10 pages of his first book to just this word. The word "Mats". Swauts book was never finished as he passed away too early, and as the years went on the book was forgotten. 15 years later when Swauts grandaugther went up to the loft on a random ocatiow
Now to the point you have all been waiting for, what doess this mean and bad word mean? Well here it goes: A man with a small dick. The word also gives the impression of "talking down" people with small penises. Thats why the priest thought it was such a bad word.

Example 1

Girl 1 walks up to Girl 2
Girl 1 "I went out with that guy from Tinder yesterday"
Girl 2 "Ohhh, how did it go?"
Girl 1 "It was cool, until we went to bed. He was a mats ..."
Girl 2 "Hahaha"

Example 2

Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2.

Guy 2 "Whats up?"
Guy 1 "Stfu"
Guy 2 "Wtf man, why so mean?"
Guy 1 "I heard rumors that you were a mats"
Guy 1 wwalks awawy awkwardly

by Jjadfi February 23, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


mat

Mat is a flaming homo who loves the cock and he is a loner who leeches of
people.

Larry: o shit mats coming lets leave
he might try to stick it in our butts.

by Larry April 13, 2005

67๐Ÿ‘ 144๐Ÿ‘Ž


mat

a faggot who thinks that he is everything!

a butt rapper

a butt pirate

a gie that watches gay porn

mat:haaaaay!!!(really gay voice)

me:dude!! get away from me mat!

by hotstuff92 April 12, 2009

46๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


mat

meaning manboobs or really large breasts on a man

look at those boys mats or matts or matthys

by yourself3082 November 20, 2007

40๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mats

1. A hideout near the canteen that has now been ruined by muzzas, lebos, sevys, teachers and school dickheads.

1. Mats? Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

by PositiveMr June 14, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


mat

A gooey greenish-white mucus substance that mysteriously appears in the eye upon awakening.

Sally hoped the suprise emission from her boyfriend would work it's way out through the mat process.

by Kristen April 25, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž