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What one does in East Tennessee when a beloved football coach leaves for a better job at another school. It is an
expression of grief and is done to relieve frustration and anger. The custom is thought to have originated during the American Civil War when citizens would burn the mattresses of
departing soldiers to free the mattresses from lice.
Lane Kiffin's done gone to California. I'm so mad I'm gonna go out here in front of my trailer and burn a mattress!
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the act of having a wet dream while sleeping in the nude, and your skeet stains your mattress
Jarrett decided to sleep in the nude for his first time, resulting in regret from the mattress impregnation
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A group of pillows laid out on the floor and then covered with a blanket and then used to either have sleep or sex on
"Man last night I drilled her all night on my thug mattress!"
"I was too lazy to go to my room so i made me a thug mattress and slept there for the night."
When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.
Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.
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A feminine hygeine pad. Bloody, or not. (Hey, rats sleep gotta sleep comfortably too.)
Let's shame this drunken man and stick a rat mattress to his forhead since he passed out!
When a man has sex so much on his bed but never cleans up after so all the juices become moldy
Did you hear how gross John is? All he does is have sex and now he has a moldy mattress
The church which allows for worship in bed. Some people may or may not pick up on the sarcasm here...
Do you belong to a church in town?
Yes, I'm a loyal member of St. Mattress.