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An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.
Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.
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A student who knows how to handle their shit, and works most of the time instead of whining.
It's finals week and Tessa seems so chill. Such an academically mature student.
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Being willing to take some shit to get some shit done
It takes some fuckin emotional maturity to deal with people
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When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.
beard maturation
son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.
pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!
pa: now git the Norelco!
Something guys reach sooner than girls. it's when the old BS of relationships from middle school, high school, stretching into your college days doesn't really fly anymore. friendzone is one of the things that goes out the window, so are the corny dates, bs drama, and those bs parties. they are replaced with a more mature approach that sets a more mature tone for mirage and life after.
Once a girl has reached relationship maturity she will stop the mating dance known as twerking because it will never provide her with a partner that will provide her with food and shelter.
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A young stud with a darkened chocolate dick
Mattew is a mature yogurt
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When a person thinks, acts and communicates in a way similar to others physically older than them.
That eleven year old is so mentally mature! She acts like as if she's twenty-five!
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