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Maus Haus

The Maus Haus is the ultimate version of the Maus it was planned to be built 1945 if not the war had ended.
It was to be disguised as a haus and be able to destroy any tank and would change the war in the Germans favor.
If this wunderwaffe had been created history would be entirely different.

Hitler-Vie need zo make ze maus haus today or ve vill loose ze war
Porsche-No need fam I got it just wait until september 1945

by MausHausE100 November 13, 2018


My mau

Best freinds, replace my nigga with my mau so you don't get beat up

You are my mau!
HEY MY MAU!

by Therealmau November 13, 2015


madison maus

the coolest person ever who is always down to party. this term can be used as someone who can play boys like a mf. aka a borderline alcoholic

madison maus is a playa

by mullet.magnet July 10, 2021


Throwing Mau

Mau is a type of breed of cat. Refers to the Egyptian Mau.
Throwing mau is a term used to signify a female is willing to have sex with someone.
I.e. DTF

Hey girl, you throwing mau?

by JssJonez July 20, 2014


MAU🍭🍭

MAU is small lollilop of abhenav

Rubena diliak can't live without mau🍭🍭
She uses it daily

by U26 February 2, 2021


Mau

A person that doesn't have any eyebrows.

Mau! What happened to your eyebrows?

by User 160057 June 16, 2020


Maus

A fucking HEAVY Nazi-german Tank (sadly only 1 remains and never saw battle)

WWII soldier (german): what the FUCK is that!?

WWII Scientist (german): is the Maus
WWII soldier (german): THAT SHIT THICC

by Peta Hater 06 August 20, 2019