canteen medals

Pieces or splashes of food that fall onto one's shirt at lunchtime, and that go unnoticed until a colleague points it out

'Did you see Tina eating that chicken soup at lunchtime?'

'Yeah I saw those canteen medals on her shirt when she was at the photocopier'

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Brogressional Medal of Honor

Conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity at the risk of his reputation above and beyond the call of brotherhood while engaged in an action against any person anthetical to the universal ideals of brotherhood; while engaged in brotherhood operations involving an apparent or potential conflict with any anthtetical person (ie female).

Bro 1 -- Brah, Bill totally played it off cool. Greg would have been busted unless Bill covered for him and told the chick that he and Greg were "housemates" at Bill's sweet ass pussy casa.

Bro 2 -- Wow! He played along with it the whole weekend. Stayed in character? Let the chick stay over in his bedroom while he slept on the couch in his own home!?!?

Bro 1 -- Brah, I believe this act of valiantry is worthy of the Brogressional Medal of Honor! Did'nt even tell Greg's girlfriend... Strict adherence to the rules of brotherhood.

Win some medals

New code word for smoking weed, thanks to Michael Phelps, who won a record number of gold medals while blazed.

"Hey Johnny, wanna go win some medals?"
"Fo sho, let me go get my bong"

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Gold-medal Champion

Whiteboy7thst, a gold-medal champion of the online gaming community.

Whiteboy7thst, Chuck Norris, Jesus, Gold-medal Champion

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ATM Medal of Honour

The highest award obtainable for sexual gallantry (Rated above the Quad Dunker Medal.

The act of Ass to Mouthing (ATM) your donger from deep in a female's pie hole directly into another female's awaiting mouth...

Doesnt count if using a jimmy hat...or with prostitutes...
must be varified..

Extremely rare occurance..

Penis Cheese Charlie was awarded the ATM Medal of Honour after ATMing Sand Paper Sally & Anus Wart Wilmar......

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Bronze Medal Gay

A gay man that did not shoot for the gold and had sex with a woman instead of another man.

Your boyfriend, Jeffrey, he fucked Jessica. What a Bronze Medal Gay!

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medal of honor

Game for people who cant afford better machines or own AMD's that cant handle better games like BF 1942.

I hate BF because my pussy ass AMD takes 4 hours to load it and I have to keep the detail on the setting for AMD equiped machines.

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