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The care received by Donald Trump at Walter Reed hospital, for his infection with COVID-19, which he had declared a hoax, following years of sneering at socialized medicine.
“We will never let socialized medicine destroy American health care” said Trump.
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Administered to ladies by a man. Suitable for all ailments. Comes in a one-shot pump dispenser.
Lady "Not tonight Reginald, I have a headache"
Man "Not to worry dear, have some special medicine ... " zip ... BOING
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Feeling bleary and gross from the side-effects of prescription medications that doctors aggressively pour down your throat.
I keep spacing out at work because I've got medicine head from these new blood-pressure pills I'm taking.
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God's Medicine is reffered by Hindus when talking about Ganja (sanskrit for cannibus). It is used by many Hindu sages and even avatars of Vishnu such as Buddha who ate cannibus plants for weeks and weeks before becoming englightened.
Hindu: I want to do deep meditation , I need God's Medicine.
person: Oh nice dude thats a kickass religion you have.
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A term for weed, cannabis, ganja. Marley's Medicine is not only a way of describing marijuana; its a powerful healing herb.
Bob Marley should not be remembered solely for his drug habits, but for his music as well.
Marley's watching over us.
My head is killing me! If I only had some of Marley's Medicine right now...
Man, come hit this J of Marley's Medicine with me.
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An excuse given to an unwilling and uncooperative female bedfellow .
Used when she is reluctant to make best use of an urgent tumescent member .
Convince her that the stonker in your pyjamas actually possesses medicinal healing properties and if she would care to suck it or pop it into her love tunnel , then whatever may be ailing the bitch will be almost instantly cured
Imogen complained of several ailments and was cock blocking me for several hours . I did however manage eventually to convince her that 7 inches of throbbing gristle otherwise known as the medicinal penis would be just what the doctor ordered to ease her whining
My woman wasn't feeling well so I did some healing with my Medicine Bag.