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When ur so blacked out on multiple substances and ur friends cant figure out the remade.
“The man or women is slumped over the railing in a backyard party with no real friends around” a rando walks up and asses the situation.. dam they melter skelterd!!
What happens when your car sits in the sin to long and melts your side mirrors off
Scott told me so today is supposed to be a real mirror melter
The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after
“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”
When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.
Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!
Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!