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What happens when your car sits in the sin to long and melts your side mirrors off
Scott told me so today is supposed to be a real mirror melter
When ur so blacked out on multiple substances and ur friends cant figure out the remade.
“The man or women is slumped over the railing in a backyard party with no real friends around” a rando walks up and asses the situation.. dam they melter skelterd!!
The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after
“Bro my ass is so sore”
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter”
When your farts smell so bad they melt paint.
Person 1: I had the Buffalo shrimp basket from Mario’s fishbowl earlier today and my farts smell terrible!
Person 2: Sounds like you have a case of the paint melters. Better to get ready to do some touch up painting after those nasty gas expulsions!