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Your mums on the menu
“Jeffery’s mums on the menu lol”
“Yeah he’s crying”
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Being able to pick and choose what you want; to substitute one thing for another of your preference.
In the movie Bad Santa, Marcus (Tony Cox) is trying to negotiate with Gin ( Mac) who has the upper hand in the deal. Marcus tells Gin he can have half the money they get, but no merchandise. Gin yells at him and tells him that it's no chinese menu.
01:03:05 Any merchandise you take, I get to look at and cherry-pick.
01:03:07 No! Money's one thing, but you ain't gettin' the ...
01:03:10 This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff.
01:03:12 I tell you how it's gonna be.
01:03:15 This is pricks fix.
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Realizing, after the fact, that your trip to the bathroom resulted in many different forms of feces (floater, sinker, sandy ship wreck, anaconda, fro-yo, play-doh, oil spill,etc.)
I should have known that eating that entire bag of cheeseburgers would result in me dropping the menu the next day.
When the waiter / waitress at a restaurant doesn't give enough menus for the entire table.
Related to salsa fucked
Jake: Ughh! That waitress has no idea what she's doing. I'm totally menu fucked!
Created in 1995 windows 95 was the first one that had it, and since then. its a important part of windows and gained major improvements, like the search buit in to windows vista, and windows update in windows 98.
Grandma: How do i open a program?
Grandson: You click on the start menu!
Grandma: Ohhhhhhhh.
A state of mindlessness. When you are physically reading but none of the information is processing.
Derives from (but not limited to) the moment when you are reading a menu for 10 minutes and yet you are incognisant of a single word you read.
I had to reread that whole chapter because I had menu eyes.
A descriptor for food items that are very culturally unique.
"I'm up for some deep menu Chinese food right now, what do you guys think?"
"Don't go TOO deep, you'll end up with dog on your plate."
"gtfo richard we didn't even invite you"