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Merlin

South Indian slang for a woman that frequents auto rickshaw stands and has familiar relations with the auto rickshaw drivers. In many cases a"merlin" is one who is so filthy that she has been shunned from any contact with anyone, besides societies lowest. Often associated with sexually transmtted infections such as HIV, or Hepatitis.

I would never touch her, she is such a scabies ridden Merlin.

by h.manscare December 29, 2011

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Chocolate Merlin

Noun; While having sex doggystyle, a male takes a massive dump into his own hand, then smears it across the face of his partner. This results in a choco-tastic beard much like the famous magician. The casting of spells after the act has been performed is optional.

Sandy broke up with me because I wouldn't give her a Chocolate Merlin.

by StMirhza September 15, 2007

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Merlin Libent

The best dad figure ever. King of true swag*insert lip bite* He cralwed so simps could run. Reason why Richie Roberts is so cool

Merlin Libent is the best person ever!

by Richie the swagmaster April 19, 2021


Merlin The Show

Shatters your heart into a million pieces when it ends.

Merlin was the reason i sobbed today.
โ€œmerlin the showโ€ means sadness

by thedoctorwizard April 8, 2021


Red Merlin

A specific sexual maneuver that looks similar to the ice cream treat of the same name sold in ice cream trucks (cherry dip code with chocolate sprinkles around the base of the cone). A woman has sex with a man during her period, and halfway through, pulls out, revealing his penis to be covered in blood. She then takes a bowl of freshly trimmed pubic hair that she has prepared ahead of time - a la the gorilla mask - and tosses the trimmings around the base of the penis. Then, she takes a camera phone picture and sends it to her friends.

After she gave me a red merlin last night, I've been picking pubic hairs out of the dried blood on my penis all day.

by wizard of balls May 17, 2010

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Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.

Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.

by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017

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Swerlin Merlin

Thee act upon swirling a penis that has been discised as merlin the wizard. Disguising the penis involves using shaving cream to indicate Merlin's Beared and then strapping a wizards hat to the penis.

WTF is he doing? O The good old Swerlin Merlin.

by SWMerlin February 6, 2010

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