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when you take a piss in someones mouth and they gently rub their teeth against your dick.
oh man, Julie gave Madi a La mesa toothbrush last night!
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2 librarians that use altris to watch all you while you look up porn on the comps but shut you down while you play counter strike
those Rio Mesa Librarians shut me down but hes looking atporn
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Two librarians that constantly monitor your computer activity. Making sure the person on the computer has no fun at all. (vultures)
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When you go to the Nevada desert and masturbate using pliers. Commonly confused with the iron grip.
Some guy: Dude, I gave myself the black mesa source this weekend!
other guy: thats gross!
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A badass research facility located in New Mexico. After a cataclysmic disaster in Sector C, Gordon Freeman is left to fight off retarded zombie alien things and other creatures. The Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) is sent in to kill anything and everything remaining, while the Black Ops are sent in to arm a nuclear device. This event leads to the Seven Hour War, which destroys most of the world's population, and leads to the events in Half-Life 2.
The Black Mesa Research Facility is boring. Fuck I guess I'll go work for Aperture Science.
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a shit school full of kids doing drugs and joining gangs . the only kids havin 'fun' are the white kids cuz they are privileged . dont go to dis school cuz all the staff are bitches n dont giv a fuck bout you. n the principal is a crackhead . the teechers will act nice and act like they doin they job when the principal walk in and after principal leeves they will go back to bein a dick sucker. they wil also disrespek u and demand respekt . the skool is cringy as fuck to . they try to be cool by playin gay ass songs at lunch and givin spotlight to those squeakers doing fortnite dances . this school try to act like they make a difference in kids life but they aint lmao . the no bullying and DFYIT progam obviouly not helpin cuz the only kids joinin it arent suround by drugs n they dont do shit when bullyin happens . pluz bunch of kids at this school are pussies. the ASB students are suppos to be leeders when they also the ones doing bad shit lmao and kids dont even care or think of them as leeders they just help.
fuck this school. full of fake ass bitches. every kid at this school try to act funny n cool when they really try-hards
stupid kid: go to La Mesa Junior High
smart kid: no nigga
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MMHS is a small, expensive but beautiful campus. Outcast/Eugenes typically go here, mainly the class of 2022 (freshman soon sophmores in 2019) is the outcast/eugenes. They usually are all about and screetching across the hallways and quad section during lunch. They're obnoxiously loud, think Mesa is awesome school that they're making better but in retrospect worse, and think their "privelleged" to go to MMHS. They say all that about Mesa but don't take advantage of the education their getting thats better than MV. They're dumber than all of the classes before them excluding the first 2 years of Mesa. They don't try at school or sports. They join a sport then quit and start screetching or if they're "cool" then have vape parties in the bathroom or be total jerks to random people. If they don't quit then their still trash at whatever they're doing except the freshman swimmers, they're the saviors of Mesa. But besides the class of 2022 they're a still weird people but quiet and nice. Teachers are nice, upper class men are nice and accepting to everyone. Football sucks but basketball is a decent program. Aquatics sports aka swim and water polo are in a renaissance thanks to two freshman. Lacrosse girls are great. Track won 2018 state championship and had some good atheletes in 2019. Cross country has been improving. Tennis is successful program too.
Vista Murrieta Kid- "Mesa sucks dick haha" *throws up V for vista*
Murrieta Mesa Kid- "who cares"
2nd Murrieta Mesa Kid "REEEEEEEEE"
Murrieta Valley Kid- "probably a freshman"
Shivela Middle Schooler- "I want to go to Murrieta Mesa High School mom! All of my friends are going there too!"
Mom- "what your weird friends like Eugene?"
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