metric system

1.A communists way of measuring
2.A threat to the U.S.A.

`Stalin:I love the metric system
Jesus:I hate it`

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Metric Bitchtit

A unit of measure roughly equivalent to 7.8642 gallons that is consumed in one sitting.

Dude, you drank a metric bitchtit.

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Metric Fuckload

When converted to Imperial equals 16.

Can i have a metric fuckload of barbecue sauce?

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Metric Fucktonne

me-trik fuhk tuhn (Australian)
Noun, Adjective. Often used as hyperbole.

A non-standardized unit of measurement.

"Wow- that's a metric fucktonne of rain through most of coastal Queensland and ALL of NSW!" (Asher, K.)

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Metric tensor

A type of tensor that can be used to make modifications to non- Euclidean spaces.

The metric tensor is used in Einstein’s field equation to account for non- zero space curvature.

metric fuckload

A very large quantity

California has a metric fuckload of faggots.

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Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

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