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Micropenis

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.

Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.

by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021


Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA

Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis

by Pewdiepiefangirl April 4, 2020


Micropenis

The sad but self caused condition of Fortnite players, Mobile Gamers, Ford owners and People who still post the Thanos Car meme. From lack of pussy, their already average dick becomes thumbsized in either length, gurth or both. :(

Poor T-Series, his schmeat is so tiny because of micropenis syndrome. It's sad that we can't all have big, mega schlong like pewdiepie

by madness.kys March 18, 2019


Micropenis

When a male, shemale, or transgender's penis can be measured with a zero-to-one inch micrometer.

Rumor has it that Shinqua has a huge clitoris, but last night I found out she actually has a micropenis.

by LowKeyNatureGuy July 6, 2022


Micropenis

A person with a small penis

Levi magneson has a Micropenis

by Bryce’s I-watch March 30, 2024


Micropenis

I penis that you need a microscope to see

Sir you have a case of micropenis

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019


micropenis

small pp that can it in my computer

Hey dad, do I have a micropenis?

by YO man john April 25, 2019