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Head Chef at Olive Garden
My delicious breadsticks and soup were microwaved to order
To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.
He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.
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The act of moving a girl's panties to the side, instead of removing them, to save time during sex
Benny: that was quick...you hit that?
Patrick: hell yeah...I was in a hurry so I just microwaved it.
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adj. absurdly high; high to the point where people can see it radiating off you
Virginia: You smoked, didn't you?
Komal: . . . can u tell?
Virginia: Yeah, you're fuckin' microwaved.
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a weed smoking game. the rules are as follows: get several people to stand in a line. Fire up a joint and take a hit. Hold it in and pass it on. You cannot let it out until it has come back to you. During this time you must also be spinning around constantly as if in a microwave. Repeat several times. Best done in a hotbox situation.
EDMUND: i say how does a quick game of microwave sound to you chaps?
CHARLES: oh spiffing idea old boy!
EDMUND: oh my i am quite baked indeed.
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