midland university

a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.

midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.

Midland Side Deal

When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.

We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.