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The Midnight Beast

In my opinion, THE BEST BAND IN EXSISTENCE. Consists of Stefan Abingdon, Dru Wakely and Ashely Horne.

they're so cool it hurts, and make pretty catchy songs and totally legendary lyrics.
Lyrics are comical and contain many a innuendos and swear words, so best not to be sung around touche parents.

Most famous song of their's is probably their parody of Tik Tok by Ke$ha due to it being their first song. Ke$ha even commented on her twitter saying "This is the shit. It's better than my version." In fact, you find yourself listening to this version so much you find it difficult to remember the orginal lyrics at all. They produce a mixture of parodies and original songs and skits.

Not mainstream and unsigned, which in a way is the best way to be so they can make the legend songs that they do. Have been on the Tom Deacon's radio shows a few times but the radio edits are never as good as they have to like beep out half the song. They have also done an election themed song named "House Party" for BBC Switch around the time of the 2010 election; aswell as making numberous reports for MTV.

VERY BRITISH, due to the humour used and of course, they're accents. In fact, if you look at the comments on their youtube videos you will come across a mention of their accent/ britishness in general pretty much every other comment.

Since I'm british myself, i'm a lucky bastard and get to see them on tour :) Fuck yes.

Me: Fuck yes, i'm going to see The Midnight Beast in february!

by ninjaamoves January 2, 2011

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midnight oil

one who works the night shift

its 2am ,time to burn the midnight oil

by w. charles June 2, 2005

200๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midnight Queen

the hot, gorgeous woman you usually go to for sex late at night, who will fulfill your desires and give you everything you need. Midnight Queens often are uncontrollable animals in the bed and are some of the dirtiest, sexiest women you will ever sleep with.

Chad: "You wouldn't believe what happened to me last night"

Ryan: "Let me guess......you watched the Home Alone trilogy again"

Chad: "Nope, I had that hot waitress from the bar last night, best midnight queen I ever had"

Ryan: "Hell yeah"

by SteelShark398 November 27, 2011

148๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midnight 15

When during a year, a guy or girl ends up staying up past midnight and eating a lot and not being able to exercise outside due to it being super late, they end up gaining 15 pounds or more. It's usually eating junk food and you even cook stuff that's not the healthiest, but usually super tasty stuff.

*midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking Mac and cheese with hotdogs in it. Mmmmm.

*eats it.

(Next day)

*Midnight
Fernando: I'm cooking chicken chili with beans and some popcorn.

*eats it

(Wednesday)

Fernando: I'm cooking and eating a salami and cheese sandwich with a 20 oz Orange soda. Also, a bag of chips.
*eats it

Fernando: Crap! I can't go to the gym at midnight.

A year later.

*gets scale
*Gained 29 pounds.

Fernando: Aw man! The midnight 15 is real!

by HawaiianPunch1 June 23, 2023


Midnight Creeper

When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.

Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"

by geoffstacks June 17, 2009

68๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Midnight Muff

Waking up from a deep slumber with a vagina in your face.

Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!

by eqsux January 20, 2015

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Midnight Retardation

Midnight retardation happens in the late hours of the night when you are so tired that you can't think of anything meaningful to say, so you just talk about bulshit topics all night with the homies.

You can't fully explain midnight retardation, but everyone's felt it once in their life.

Damn that midnight retardation be hitting hard.
I like dolplins as well.

by sasho184, sashimi April 15, 2022