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Miles is just straight up a great boyfriend or bestfrieind to have.He is very sweet,cute,caring,and just the best person ever!
And did I mention CUTE!!
You guys wish you could have a miles
Magical Floating Immortal Prostitute. He screwed half the population, and birthed the other. When He's not having affairs with shrek, kitchen appliances, or even short blonde elf boys, he enjoys the company of his zero friends and copious amounts of inappropriate jokes. Truly inspirational.
There was nothing.....Then god said, "let there be prostitutes."
Miles Commenced.
Miles is charming, sweet, creative and extremely intelligent. He LOVES sharks. He doesn’t like to take risks and can be quick with his temper. He is a very loyal friend and will always fight for what is right. He has a huge heart that he wears on his sleeve. He is a good listener and loves to cuddle. Miles is incredibly handsome and girls are attracted to his beautiful smile and his witty sense of humor. You will always smile when you are with Miles!
Wow, look at that smile! It must be Miles!
He’s a virgin but not for long. Talented in certain ways lacks in others. Miles the Man. He knows way too much about history and not enough about the ladies, but don’t get me wrong, the ladies adore him. He just hasn’t learned how to harness his power yet.
Dudeee, Miles! What’s up?!
Lady 1: That guitarist is sooo sexy, what’s his name??
Lady 2: That’s Miles
a hairy orphan with plastic teeth
hey, did you see that dirty kid over there? he looked like such a miles.
Miles is sexy, smart, funny. He is also known for his huge cock (penis). He always gets the lady's.
"That guy is so cool. He is like miles."