MJ

1. a BJ or HJ that does not get finished, named after the initials of M. Judges. See also to pull a judges.

"-Did she give you a BJ?"
"-No man, I only got a MJ. It was hella bunk."

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MJ

A douchecake,
a person possessing or presenting the qualities of a douchecake

Wow, Shut the fuck up MJ!

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MJ

One that is good at glitching and/or styling in TH series.

OMFG there's an MJ here#!!$#$#$!#$%

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MJ

Mouth job. a hand job is an hj, so why the shit is it a bj.
Mouth on penis.

man, this chick was givin me an MJ last night, and i shot in her face

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MJ

Michael Johnston, looks like a penis with a dirty stash. Someday he will shave it. His girlfriend has fat rolls, i fucked them. e loves em fat, and plays with his bat. He also scissors dayly:)

hey MJ, what a fag.

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MJ

One of the greatest posters in forum history.

MJ stands for Mental Jacker.

MJ Is so cool.

Mental Jacker kicks ass.

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MJ Mood

Stands for Michael Jackson Mood. A great feeling that comes over you after listening to and watching old Michael Jackson videos.

Dude, after watching that two hour block of old MJ videos on VH1 I'm feeling pretty awesome.

Yeah, you're in a MJ Mood, huh?

Hell, yeah I am! I'm about to go moonwalk to the kitchen!

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