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The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear
John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."
Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"
John: *vomits*
moby means the absolute worst! something just sucks in every way. actually moby means worse than suck! it doesnt get any lower than "moby"
ex.1)"hey that chick is fuckin moby!"
ex.2)"dood that new CD is so moby!"
ex.3)"that girl blew me like moby"
A really highly impractical big ass dildo that can't fit in any normal humans ass or whatever the fuck part you put a dildo in
The moby huge is a 3-foot dildo which is a really highly impractical size no normal human can fit a Moby huge in whatever part that you use a dildo on
When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.
Failure to cast a big net to catch a prospective partner. By focusing all your effort on a single love interest and fail with no contingency plan. Like Captain Ahab obsessing over only one whale, you too can fuck up a romantic courting.
I was so into getting with this chick but I massive failed, I was Moby Dickin it.
A very, very fat woman who is like the human equivalent of Moby Dick
Man, you said she was a little husky. Come on, she's moby chick!
see boner, another word for an erection.
"I've got a bit of a raging Moby..." Simon Pegg, co-writer of 'Shaun of the Dead', commentary with Edgar Wright, Director/writer.
"In the morning when I wake up, I have a raging Moby that won't go away."