tim and moby

two ppl who should smash already 😩💦💦💦

dear tim and moby,
why haven’t y’all smashed yet smh

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Wet Moby

The act of cuming in one's hand and rubbing your cum on your dick as if it were lube. Then, you take your lubed dick and insert it into your sleeping friend's ear

John: "Dude, my ear is all crust."

Alex: "I freaking gave you a Wet Moby!"

John: *vomits*

Moby huge

A really highly impractical big ass dildo that can't fit in any normal humans ass or whatever the fuck part you put a dildo in

The moby huge is a 3-foot dildo which is a really highly impractical size no normal human can fit a Moby huge in whatever part that you use a dildo on

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Moby Dickin

Failure to cast a big net to catch a prospective partner. By focusing all your effort on a single love interest and fail with no contingency plan. Like Captain Ahab obsessing over only one whale, you too can fuck up a romantic courting.

I was so into getting with this chick but I massive failed, I was Moby Dickin it.

Moby Dicking

When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.

I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.

moby chick

A very, very fat woman who is like the human equivalent of Moby Dick

Man, you said she was a little husky. Come on, she's moby chick!

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raging Moby

see boner, another word for an erection.

"I've got a bit of a raging Moby..." Simon Pegg, co-writer of 'Shaun of the Dead', commentary with Edgar Wright, Director/writer.

"In the morning when I wake up, I have a raging Moby that won't go away."

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