moisty mother

Me after I’m done with ur mom. Originated from the Fortnite city “Moisty Mire”

Let’s land at moisty mother!

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Moisty Mire

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.

I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

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cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

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Moisty Tentacal

When a girl sucks your dick and it has a large amount of spit on it and you then proceed to have sexual intercourse

Hey girl do you want my moisty tentacal

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Moisty Mire

when the crack and Balls are filled with sweat

Hey mike i got moisty mire

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moisty wet wet

manky-ness that just is not nice, no-one wants to touch it
it could be anyone or anything

oi don't touch that thats a moisty wet wet innit bruv

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get your moisty out

Slang for "show us your vagina."

Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.

Hey sluts, get your moisty out!

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